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These are some lies we made up about Lewes.
The ghost of a man in a police uniform is sometimes seen standing by a desolate highway close to Lewes. It has been declared that this individual phantom is probably the struggling phantom of a local who used to have a home here in Lewes.
An enormous squirrel has been spotted on many instances creeping out of Black Hog Gut drenched in dirty water very late at night.
Ludwig van Beethoven may occasionally be spotted gazing at the water by Burton Pond Dam late at night.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has frequently been seen tossing pieces of wood by Arnell Creek. According to what the residents declare, this ghost is the tormented soul of a long dead Lewes local.
An enormous ground hog is regularly seen piling stones next to the water at Angola Neck.
The ghost of a guy sporting a soldier's uniform is known to have been noticed on a small number of occasions trashing a picture in Beach Plum Island State Park
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on a dark night.
A space alien may regularly be spotted taking a moonlight swim at Broadkill Beach.
A gigantic hare may be observed often in Cape Henlopen State Park near the park headquarters drinking motor oil.
A Centrosaurus has every so often been perceived at the stroke of midnight staring over Flat Sands.
An enormous
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impala has been said to have been noticed on frequent instances reading a magazine up on Sand Hill.
Little Red Riding Hood may sometimes be observed riding on a motorcycle on a gloomy highway near Lewes.
A woman with a knife sticking out of her head was seen in a mobile home in Lewes. The observer got freaked out and fled. Nevertheless, this is an antagonistic ghost that you wouldn't want to come across after midnight.
An enormous jaguar was noticed in a rubber boat on Hunters Millpond weeping.
A colossal woodchuck was made out striding alongside a wild highway in the neighborhood of Lewes.
A knight's armor from the middle ages without a human being inside was spotted sitting in an armchair in a mobile home close to Lewes. The ghost didn't seem to be bothered by the watchers. Lots of folks who live here say this spirit is the spirit of a visitor that was murdered while driving through Lewes long ago. In any event, it is in all certainty a creepy ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't wish to encounter.
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alien tourist from deep space has repeatedly been witnessed by Assateague Island National Seashore reasoning.
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Ghost Sightings From Lewes
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Ghost Sightings From Lewes
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
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