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These are some lies we made up about Laurel.
An extremely large wildcat is sometimes observed at Chipman Pond Dam after midnight looking at the panorama.
Genghis Khan may now and then be observed glancing at the sight from the apex of Easter Hill very late at night.
A man without a head has often been made out trying on a hat in a Laurel apartment. One of the residents confidently alleges that this ghost could be the soul of a local who passed on here in Laurel some time ago.
A space alien from planet Neptune is often made out heaving pieces of wood into the current at Baker Mill Branch late in the night.
The phantom of an old prospector with a sizeable beard and a wooden right leg has been said to have been witnessed on a handful of occasions scrambling out from a storm drain on a Laurel lane in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An ET from the cosmos may often be witnessed at Delmarva Peninsula after midnight staring down into the water.
The ghost of a flight attendant
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can be distinguished over and over again playing a fiddle in a Laurel home. One thing is for certain, this ghost undeniably is terrifying; one that should be left alone.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady has every now and then been made out demolishing a shoe on the shore of Trap Pond. Any which way, this is an unfriendly ghost that is preferably
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not upset.
The martian crew member of an alien spaceship is sometimes perceived in Barnes Woods Nature Preserve around midnight concealing a body by a sizeable rock.
The phantom of a young-looking female outfitted as a house keeper has supposedly been distinguished on several instances in a mirror in a Laurel residence; the spirit was exclusively perceptible in the mirror. A number of of the residents assert this phantom might be a well-known yesteryear dweller of Laurel.
The phantom of a homeless man may occasionally be perceived sipping motor oil right by Cape Henlopen State Park. In any case, it's a menacing spirit that you do not want to meet late at night.
A creepy being was observed in Assateague Island National Seashore at the ranger station smoking a cigar. When the bystander showed up the ghost escaped.
An enormous lemur emerged in a flat in close proximity to Laurel.
A centaur was seen trying to find a hat next to a parked car in a Laurel parking lot at the stroke of midnight.
A gigantic
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mule emerged sobbing at night on a lawn in Laurel.
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Ghost Sightings From Laurel
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Ghost Sightings From Laurel
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
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