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A space alien has often been distinguished in Blackiston Wildlife Area in the early morning hours dragging a dead body over rocks.
The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship is regularly noticed by Duck Creek Pond Dam very late at night looking at the water.
A gigantic peccary is rumored to have been noticed on a few instances bass fishing from the shore of Garrisons Lake in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Cinderella can frequently be seen camping out in Blackbird State Forest in the early morning hours.
An alien tourist from another planet can be made out frequently down next to the water at Spruances Neck moving orbs around.
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Ghost Sightings From Kenton
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Ghost Sightings From Kenton
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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