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These are some lies we made up about Houston.
A space man from Jupiter materialized smoking a pipe in a plastic boat on Blairs Pond.
The ghost of a badly mangled huntsman pulling a dead bear was perceived discussing into the night at Abbotts Pond Dam late at night. The watcher ran off immediately after she saw the ghost. Whatever folks articulate, it's without a doubt a creepy spirit that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An ET from space emerged in an autopart store in the Houston area.
An Anchisaurus was distinguished by Big Cripple Swamp carrying a headbone.
The ghost of a young woman with a line around her neck was made out floating down on Ash Gut in the early morning hours before sunrise. The ghost was indifferent that there was someone else nearby. A resident alleges that this ghost likes scaring unwise people who come trying to find ghosts in Houston.
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Ghost Sightings From Houston
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Ghost Sightings From Houston
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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