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These are some lies we made up about Hockessin.
A space man from planet Neptune has regularly been noticed watching television in a Hockessin living room in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from outer space is regularly perceived at Edgar M Hoopes Dam late in the night looking at the scenery.
A space alien has supposedly been witnessed on several occasions heaving chunks of concrete up on the peak of Drummond Hill.
An martian tourist from deep space can repeatedly be distinguished near the water at Kennett Square Reservoir stacking bricks.
An extraterrestrial from another planet can be perceived repeatedly browsing through garbage container on a Hockessin street.
The Abominable Snowman has every now and then been witnessed hauling a dead body across the ground in Biden Park at midnight.
An extremely large mole is now and then perceived on a Hockessin road around midnight.
The alien technician of a flying saucer has purportedly been distinguished on numerous
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occasions at Boogy Run before sunrise heaving pieces of wood into the stream.
The ghost of a dreadfully mangled hunter hauling a dead coyote can every so often be observed gazing at a man sleeping on a couch in a trailer in Hockessin. A local says that this ghost loves startling folks who have the courage to interrupt the serenity in Hockessin.
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space alien from planet Mars was witnessed trying on clothes in a Hockessin apartment.
An extraterrestrial from outer space was seen in Bellevue State Park near the ranger station sobbing.
A space man materialized creeping out of a drain hole on a Hockessin residential road in the early morning hours.
A giant beaver was witnessed in Delaware & Lehigh National Heritage Corridor by the ranger station looking.
An extraterrestrial voyager from outer space has frequently been perceived nosing around in mailboxes after midnight in Hockessin.
Christopher Columbus is often perceived playing a piece of music on a fiddle in a Hockessin apartment.
A woman lacking a head has been said to have been observed on several instances in a Hockessin school around midnight wandering the corridors. In any event, it indisputably is a bloodcurdling spirit that should be stayed away from.
An enormous chameleon can repeatedly be perceived in a mirror in a Hockessin house; the phantom was only to be seen in the mirror.
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Seismosaurus can be perceived very frequently in a flat next to Hockessin.
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Ghost Sightings From Hockessin
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Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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