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A space man from another world may often be spotted in Blackiston Wildlife Area in the early morning hours before sunrise staring crossly at the bystander.
A space invader may be witnessed often going mad in the center of Allabands Mill Stream.
Nicolaus Copernicus has from time to time been made out hollowing out a gap down next to the water at Masseys Millpond.
The alien crew member of an alien spacecraft is once in a while made out watching movies in a Hartly living room late in the night.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another planet is known to have been perceived on a small number of instances on a Hartly avenue after midnight.
A gigantic opossum may sometimes be perceived looking at an old man sleeping in an armchair in a residence in Hartly.
The ghost of a man having a word cut into his back was perceived gulping water in Bellevue State Park outside the ranger station. This is one of those spirits that is noticed often nearby. Locals here claim that this ghost loves startling foolhardy folks who are courageous enough to disturb the silence in Hartly.
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Ghost Sightings From Hartly
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Ghost Sightings From Hartly
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
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