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These are some lies we made up about Harbeson.
The frightening spirit of a Viking is repeatedly witnessed staring at the water by Burton Pond Dam before sunrise.
A bloodcurdling skeleton has supposedly been made out on many instances facing the witness at the shore at Joy Beach. According to the people who live here, this spirit may well be a famous former time local of Harbeson.
A gigantic puppy can regularly be noticed at Arnell Creek after midnight throwing boulders into the current.
The martian commander of a flying saucer may be spotted time and again cutting grass in the front yard of a home in Harbeson.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another part of the galaxy has every now and then been distinguished resting on a couch in a mobile home in Harbeson.
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Ghost Sightings From Harbeson
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Ghost Sightings From Harbeson
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
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