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These are some lies we made up about Greenwood.
A drifting phantom showed up striding beside a wild road in close proximity to Greenwood. Numerous reports of this ghost have been conveyed.
An enormous hyena was made out hacking down a high tree in Devils Woodyard before sunrise.
A Seismosaurus was observed showing up in a restroom mirror.
A colossal chimpanzee has regularly been spotted burying a cadaver by a sizeable boulder in Fillmore Clifton Stadium after midnight.
The ghost of a young Indian warrior has supposedly been distinguished on many instances staring down into the water at Rye Hole before sunrise. In any event, this is a hostile ghost that is rather not disrupted.
A space man from planet Saturn can be made out repeatedly late in the night floating along Ake Ditch.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy has occasionally been seen soaring over Bull Island late in the night.
The spirit of a muscular lumberjack clutching a sizeable axe is once in a while
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distinguished struggling to express something by Greens Pond.
A space alien has been said to have been made out on a small number of instances after midnight rushing after a passing Honda on a shady road close to Greenwood.
A huge impala may every now and then be seen frightening people in Cape Henlopen State Park by the park headquarters.
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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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