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These are some lies we made up about Georgetown.
A female holding her head under her arm was spotted mounding boulders after midnight by a vending machine in Georgetown. When observed the ghost came within reach of the viewer who then fled. In any event, it's a menacing spirit that any sane person wouldn't wish to encounter.
An ET was distinguished in the middle of Alms House Ditch slurping blood from a container.
An enormous pig is regularly spotted relaxing at the dining table in a Georgetown apartment gobbling a hotdog.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship has been said to have been seen on a few instances drinking root beer beneath a high tree in Ellendale State Forest.
A gargantuan pony can repeatedly be made out smoking a pipe by Ellendale Swamp.
An alien tourist from deep space may be made out time and again at Diamond Pond Dam at night reading a newsletter.
A huge prairie dog has once in a while been made out examining the vista from the peak of Wilson
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Hill on a dark night.
A space invader from outer space is once in a while perceived wandering through a mobile home in Georgetown.
An alien may sometimes be perceived staring on the water's edge of Bark Pond.
The ghost of a young-looking woman sporting a bloody prom dress has regularly been perceived in Cape Henlopen State Park
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quite near the ranger station attempting to verbalize something.
A very large donkey is regularly perceived attempting to grab something in Assateague Island National Seashore near the ranger station.
A sasquatch has purportedly been spotted on a small number of occasions riding on a horse alongside a road near Georgetown.
The ghost of a twelve foot enormous guy may often be seen staggering through a house next to Georgetown. Regardless of what, it is indisputably a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
An martian voyager from another world can be noticed often at a pay phone in Georgetown talking on the phone.
A very large mule is sometimes observed walking through a Georgetown area burial ground.
The spirit of a teen girl is rumored to have been seen on several occasions looking angrily at the watcher by a secluded road outside Georgetown very late at night.
An extremely large springbok can occasionally be noticed spending time in an empty building in Georgetown.
A gigantic
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goat was seen traveling on a Harley on a shady road next to Georgetown.
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Ghost Sightings From Georgetown
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
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