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These are some lies we made up about Frederica.
A massive mouse is occasionally perceived dragging a corpse through some bushes in Burton - Derrickson Tract of Murderkill River Nature Preserve before sunrise.
An martian traveler from space has purportedly been observed on many occasions frightening people by Ash Gut.
An extraterrestrial from another planet can every now and then be noticed trying to hide a cadaver in Big Cripple Swamp at night.
Nicolaus Copernicus was distinguished chucking bricks into Andrews Lake on a dark night.
An enormous hartebeest appeared by Coursey Pond Dam after midnight looking at the water.
The ghost of a strapped up lady was noticed in a Frederica area supermarket, staggering the aisles. The ghost was swallowed by the air after being observed. Some of the people who live here declare this spirit gets pleasure from frightening foolhardy folks who come looking for spirits in Frederica. Nevertheless, this is an unlikable ghost that you would not want to encounter in the early morning hours.
A Pterodactyl emerged at Bowers Beach scraping out a nook.
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The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
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