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These are some lies we made up about Frankford.
An alien vacationer from another galaxy may be perceived frequently destroying a bag at the water at Alvin Point.
The ghost of a guy clutching a sword has every so often been witnessed performing a piece of music on a harpsichord in a Frankford mobile home.
A massive rabbit is now and then made out creeping out of Emily Gut drenched in slime on a dark night.
A space invader from deep space has been seen on many instances dragging a dead body from the ice cold water of Agricultural Ditch at the stroke of midnight.
A giant eland may every so often be perceived fishing from the water's edge of Waples Pond on a dark night.
A medusa has repeatedly been made out articulating into the night in Holts Landing State Park at night.
The ghost of a lady with a word engraved into her leg is often observed glancing across Simon Glade late at night. A local person argues that this spirit loves scaring foolish folks who have the guts to
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interrupt the silence in Frankford.
A lady with maggots crawling out of her eye sockets has allegedly been observed on a few instances in a mirror in a Frankford trailer; the ghost was exclusively noticeable in the mirror.
A space invader can regularly be observed in a trailer near Frankford.
A colossal roebuck may be distinguished
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over and over again trying to find a box under a parked Honda in a Frankford parking lot late in the night.
A huge finch has every so often been witnessed in Cape Henlopen State Park near the park headquarters trying to state something.
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Ghost Sightings From Frankford
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Ghost Sightings From Frankford
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
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