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These are some lies we made up about Fenwick Island.
A young-looking girl wearing a bloody wedding gown was observed in Assawoman Bay State Wildlife Area in the early morning hours before sunrise hiding a dead body by a large rock. When the spirit was spotted it vanished into the night.
A guy with a knife in his head has often been perceived down at the water at Bayville Gut looking wrathfully at the witness. Folks here who have witnessed this ghost claim this ghost is that of a local person who existed here in Fenwick Island some time ago.
A gentleman's body with the head of a goat is regularly witnessed by Branch Gut going out of control.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship has purportedly been noticed on a small number of occasions throwing bricks up on the peak of Cat Hill.
A massive duckbill may repeatedly be seen scrambling up from a drain hole on a Fenwick Island residential road at midnight.
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What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
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