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These are some lies we made up about Felton.
A woman's body having an animal's head has purportedly been noticed on numerous instances facing the eye witness in the middle of Beaverdam Branch. Regardless of what people express, it without a doubt is a frightening ghost that should be let alone.
An extremely large boar can often be made out in Delaware Department of Transportation Maintenance Area very late at night howling at the bystander to disappear.
An ET from space can be noticed often throwing boulders at the shore at Andrews Lake.
A large scary ogre has once in a while been perceived mounding pieces of wood at Coursey Pond Dam at night.
A man with the head of a goblin is from time to time spotted in a desolate neighborhood close to Felton. According to what the residents say, this ghost is perhaps the undeparted ghost of a resident who used to have a home here in Felton.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a flying saucer is rumored to have been distinguished on frequent occasions
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in Big Cripple Swamp after midnight trying to deposit a cadaver.
An alien tourist from space can occasionally be spotted waving to cars in the middle of a dark highway right next door to Felton.
A partially decayed human body has repeatedly been made out sending a parcel at a Felton post office. Lots of residents say this spirit is the
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undeparted spirit of a former Felton local.
An alien from Saturn has been noticed on one or two instances smoking a cigar near Cape Henlopen State Park.
A gigantic capybara can repeatedly be perceived gulping fuel from a fuel pump at a refueling station in Felton.
A gargantuan turtle may be observed often gripping a headbone in Assateague Island National Seashore by the park headquarters.
A woman burning, hauling a gas container has every so often been witnessed talking into the thin air as if someone else was nearby.
A Centrosaurus has allegedly been made out on a small number of instances walking a Terrier on a dark night on a dark Felton residential road.
A space man from another planet was witnessed watching TV in a Felton living room before sunrise.
An alien showed up searching through garbage container on a Felton street.
The ghost of a grower dressed in a straw hat was noticed floating in the air like a blimp in Felton. The phantom saluted the bystander. One thing's for guaranteed, this
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spirit certainly is terrifying; one that is rather not disturbed.
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Ghost Sightings From Felton
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Ghost Sightings From Felton
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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