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These are some lies we made up about Ellendale.
An extraterrestrial voyager from space showed up at Black Savannah Ditch around midnight chucking pieces of wood into the water.
Genghis Khan was distinguished searching through a freezer in the kitchen of an Ellendale trailer on a dark night.
An alien from planet Jupiter was noticed on the top of Rattlesnake Hill at midnight gazing at the view.
An enormous raccoon has regularly been noticed sitting at a table in an Ellendale residence.
Frankenstein's Monster is regularly observed crying out names of people amid the shrubs of Ellendale State Forest.
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Ghost Sightings From Ellendale
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Ghost Sightings From Ellendale
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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