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These are some lies we made up about Dover.
A lady with her left arm and right leg separated is from time to time made out by a person canoeing in a river close to Dover. If you talk to the folks who live here, this ghost enjoys terrifying folks who have the guts to interrupt the tranquility in Dover. In any case, it's a terrifying phantom that should be left alone.
The ghost of a man grasping a blood-covered sword has been witnessed on frequent occasions seated on a sofa in a residence in Dover.
The martian technician of a UFO has frequently been noticed gazing down into the water at Bald Eagle Point before dawn.
Hansel and Gretel's mom is repeatedly distinguished gazing at the water by Derby Pond Dam before sunrise.
An alien explorer from another planet has been made out on many occasions looking menacing under a streetlamp in Dover.
A soldier's uniform pacing around without a body in it may often be perceived down next to the water's edge at Cypress Pond gazing wrathfully at the
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onlooker.
An ET from planet Neptune may be perceived repeatedly in Cherbourg Round Barn around midnight covering a cadaver by a sizeable boulder.
A space invader from outer space is sometimes noticed at Allabands Mill Stream in the early morning hours chucking pieces of wood into the stream.
An extraterrestrial has supposedly been
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perceived on many occasions trying to dump a dead body in Boat Gut late in the night.
The ghost of a civil war fighter can once in a while be witnessed rummaging around in the freezer in the kitchen of a Dover house after midnight. Based on what the locals assert, this spirit takes pleasure in startling unwise people who come trying to locate spirits in Dover. No matter what folks express, it's undoubtedly a bloodcurdling ghost that you do not want to bump into at the stroke of midnight.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spacecraft was seen in Bellevue State Park by the park headquarters glugging down root beer.
An alien voyager from another solar system showed up smoking a cigar by Assateague Island National Seashore.
The ghost of a man having a cross carved into his forehead was spotted relaxing at a coffee table in a Dover house. This is one of those ghosts that is noticed frequently close by. One thing is for certain, this is an unsympathetic phantom that any reasonable person wouldn't want to
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Ghost Sightings From Dover
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It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
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