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These are some lies we made up about Dewey Beach.
An extremely large lizard is frequently perceived by a lady fishing by a lake near Dewey Beach.
Frankenstein's Monster has purportedly been seen on frequent instances reading a newspaper at Henlopen Acres Yacht Basin at the stroke of midnight.
A space invader from the cosmos can often be spotted resting in a beanbag in a residence in Dewey Beach.
A gigantic baboon may be made out often hauling a human skull near the waterfront at Silver Lake.
The ghost of a strong lumberjack holding a sizeable axe has every so often been observed in the early morning hours before sunrise crawling out of Dodd Marsh soaked in mud.
The chilling ghost of a Barbarian is known to have been seen on a small number of instances pulling a corpse across the dirt in Cape Henlopen State Park at night.
A sizeable bloodcurdling ogre may from time to time be witnessed at the waterfront at Indian Beach trying to express something.
A giant gila monster
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was witnessed hovering over Flat Sands before dawn.
A man that shifted shape into a vampire showed up up on Sand Hill shining a kerosene lamp. This phantom is very active in this vicinity; there have been one or two additional reports of this individual phantom. A lot of residents claim this ghost likes frightening foolish folks who have the
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nerve to disrupt the peace in Dewey Beach. No matter what people exclaim, this ghost undeniably is scary; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
A colossal buffalo was spotted before dawn examining Hen and Chickens Shoal in detail.
The ghost of a pregnant lady was noticed repositioning orbs around quite near the entrance to Cape Henlopen State Park. The observer ran off when she witnessed the ghost.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship was distinguished floating along Arnell Creek before sunrise.
A space man from planet Pluto has regularly been witnessed by the water at Angola Neck turning toward the witness.
Napoleon Bonaparte is regularly spotted wandering from house to house at midnight on a Dewey Beach lane.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy has been said to have been perceived on several instances browsing through the fridge in the kitchen of a Dewey Beach flat in the early morning hours.
The martian mechanic of a flying saucer may often be distinguished seated
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at the dining table in a Dewey Beach residence.
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Ghost Sightings From Dewey Beach
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Ghost Sightings From Dewey Beach
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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