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These are some lies we made up about Delmar.
The ghost of a bound up guy may be made out over and over again relaxing in a beanbag in a trailer in Delmar.
An enormous pig has from time to time been seen downing orange juice under a streetlight in Delmar.
A massive cow is every so often witnessed in the middle of Connelly Mill Branch smoking a pipe.
The ghost of a youthful lady soaked in blood can occasionally be perceived looking at the water by Johnson Dam before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial was perceived in Baileys Woods at midnight hollowing out a gap in the earth.
The ghost of an old sorceress showed up holding a human headbone in Eastern Shore late at night. The witness was frightened and ran off. If you listen to the locals, this spirit may be a distinguished yesteryear inhabitant of Delmar.
An enormous duckbill was noticed looking down into the water at Delmarva Peninsula late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Delmar
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Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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