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These are some lies we made up about Dagsboro.
A sizeable frightening ghost may be noticed frequently moving orbs about beside the water at Alvin Point.
A space alien from another planet has now and then been observed in the backseat of a Nissan by the driver spotting the ghost in his rear view mirror late in the night.
A very large canary is sometimes perceived facing the witness by Blackwater Creek.
A Triceratops may now and then be distinguished dragging a corpse across the ground in Cupola Park at the stroke of midnight.
A space alien has repeatedly been seen by a woman hunting in a forest right next door to Dagsboro.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another planet is regularly observed late in the night crawling out of Cypress Swamp drenched in filth.
A space man from outer space has allegedly been made out on numerous instances on the shore of Bark Pond obliterating a picture.
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The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
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