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A man that transformed into a vampire may often be distinguished taking in the scenery at Bellevue Lake Dam at midnight. In any case, this is an antagonistic ghost that should be kept away from.

The alien technician of a flying saucer may be spotted often meditating on the water's edge of Bellevue Lake.

An ET from Mars has sometimes been noticed in Bellevue State Park in the early morning hours rearranging orbs around.

The ghost of a pregnant lady is every now and then spotted by the entrance to Bellevue State Park screaming names.

The spirit of a young gentleman dressed in a jacket has purportedly been witnessed on numerous occasions taking a rest on a couch in a home in Claymont.

A decapitated guy may every now and then be noticed gazing furiously at the onlooker in Cherry Island Flats at midnight. Lots of people who live here allege this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while journeying through Claymont before the
 
    present.

A lady with her head and right arm and left leg cut off has frequently been witnessed howling at the observer to be off down at the water at Helms Cove.

A giant cougar is frequently made out going crazy by Cherry Island Marsh.

The phantom of a gentleman grasping a bloody knife has supposedly been observed on frequent occasions
  excavating a gap next to a streetlight in Claymont. Residents who have seen this ghost declare this ghost is that of a person who dwelled here in Claymont a long time ago.

A space alien from another planet may regularly be noticed marching from building to building at night on a Claymont lane.

A space man can be noticed very often in the center of Alapocas Run burning a book.

The martian crew member of a UFO has sometimes been seen seated at a coffee table in a Claymont mobile home.

An armed forces outfit strolling around devoid of a body in it is known to have been made out on frequent instances gazing at folks in a Claymont apartment through a window. Whatever folks exclaim, it sure is a bloodcurdling phantom that is better not disrupted.

A mermaid was spotted in a wild area in close proximity to Claymont.

A colossal toad came into view at the entrance to Delaware & Lehigh National Heritage Corridor smoking a cigar.

An extraterrestrial from Venus emerged standing beside a shady highway in
close proximity to Claymont.

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Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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