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An extremely large weasel was made out in Fillmore Clifton Stadium around midnight looking.
A colossal panther has frequently been perceived attempting to express something in Ake Ditch.
An extraterrestrial from planet Jupiter has purportedly been noticed on a handful of occasions at the stroke of midnight looking over Bull Island.
The ghost of an elderly woman grasping a pistol may regularly be spotted thinking by Greens Pond. One thing is for sure, it's a menacing ghost that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to run into.
The ghost of an old Indian chief can be perceived repeatedly at Rye Hole at midnight gazing down into the water. Locals say that this ghost could be a renowned past inhabitant of Bridgeville. Either way, it's without a doubt a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
An extraterrestrial from deep space is every now and then noticed in a store in the Bridgeville area.
The ghost of an
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aged cleaning lady has been said to have been noticed on a small number of occasions climbing out of a drain hole on a Bridgeville avenue at midnight.
A mermaid can once in a while be perceived taking in the vista at Collins Pond Dam at midnight.
A colossal puma has regularly been perceived in Ellendale State Forest in the early morning
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hours before sunrise climbing a soaring tree.
A dark rat that turned into a female has supposedly been witnessed on a small number of occasions snooping in mailboxes at night in Bridgeville.
The spirit of a young-looking female dressed as a maid can often be distinguished in Cape Henlopen State Park at the ranger station heaving pieces of wood.
The martian pilot of an alien spaceship may be perceived over and over again playing a song on a xylophone in a Bridgeville house.
The ghost of a destitute gentleman is now and then perceived outside the entrance to Assateague Island National Seashore annihilating a shoe.
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Ghost Sightings From Bridgeville
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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