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These are some lies we made up about Bethel.
A large terrifying ogre was spotted on the pinnacle of Easter Hill at night examining the surroundings.
A man with no head became visible talking into the night in Barnes Woods Nature Preserve in the early morning hours. The spirit didn't mind that there was someone other present. Scores of local residents claim this ghost may be the soul of a person who lived here who passed on here in Bethel a long time ago.
The phantom of an old gold digger with a sizeable beard and a wooden leg was seen examining Hawks Nest Shoals in detail before sunrise. The appearance of the observer terrified the ghost who then disappeared.
An extremely large steer came into sight hovering in the air like a cloud in Bethel.
Aristotle was perceived gazing at a lady slumbering on a mattress in a trailer in Bethel.
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Ghost Sightings From Bethel
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Ghost Sightings From Bethel
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
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