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These are some lies we made up about Bethany Beach.
A massive reindeer may repeatedly be made out on a Bethany Beach street around midnight.
The alien commander of a flying saucer may be witnessed time and again up on the peak of Cat Hill piling rocks.
The ghost of a youthful female with a cord around her neck has occasionally been noticed at Bethany Beach in the early morning hours gazing at the waves down at the water's edge. No matter what folks exclaim, this ghost certainly is terrifying; one that you don't want to bump into before dawn.
A huge marmoset is now and then distinguished dragging a body across the dirt in Assawoman Bay State Wildlife Area before dawn.
An martian vacationer from another solar system may once in a while be spotted down by the water at Bayville Gut downing apple juice.
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Ghost Sightings From Bethany Beach
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Ghost Sightings From Bethany Beach
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
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