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These are some lies we made up about Bear.
An enormous argali may often be seen hurling rocks into the flowing water at Belltown Run at midnight.
A body with a skeleton face dressed in dark robes has once in a while been made out staring at the water by Becks Pond Dam in the early morning hours. It's been alleged that this individual ghost may perhaps be a celebrated former time inhabitant of Bear.
A big chilling monster is from time to time witnessed fishing from the shore of Becks Pond before sunrise.
A lady having a sword in her head is rumored to have been observed on several instances trying to dump a dead body in Becks Pond at night. If you listen to what the residents argue, this ghost is the struggling spirit of a former Bear person who lived here.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another galaxy has regularly been witnessed camping out in Red Lion State Forest before dawn.
A wandering ghost is frequently made out in an apartment in Bear. No matter what, it's sure
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a scary ghost that you don't want to meet late in the night.
An alien from another part of the galaxy is rumored to have been noticed on a small number of instances in a Bear house.
An ET may be distinguished time and again down next to the water at Biddle Point screaming at the watcher to leave.
A giant bison has sometimes been
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spotted up on Chestnut Hill going wild.
An extraterrestrial voyager from outer space is now and then seen wandering alongside a deserted road in close proximity to Bear.
A space invader from another world has been said to have been seen on one or two occasions at night studying Bulkhead Shoal in detail.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spacecraft may now and then be perceived emerging in a washroom mirror.
Socrates was noticed gazing at the waves down near the water's edge at Deemers Beach in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from deep space materialized in Barksdale Park at midnight covering a corpse by a large boulder.
A space man from Saturn was perceived relaxing in a chair in a trailer in the neighborhood of Bear.
The spirit of an airliner pilot came into view in Bellevue State Park quite near the park headquarters articulating into the night. Panic stricken by the eye witnesses the ghost made its way into the darkness.
A huge hamster was observed at the
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stroke of midnight running after a passing pickup on a murky highway in the neighborhood of Bear.
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Ghost Sightings From Bear
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Ghost Sightings From Bear
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
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