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These are some lies we made up about Wolcott.
An martian tourist from the cosmos is repeatedly perceived looking at a guy slumbering on a futon in a mobile home in Wolcott.
An extraterrestrial from planet Jupiter has been observed on frequent instances on the water's edge of Lake Elmore reflecting.
The spirit of an aged gentleman with a big gray mustache may often be spotted before sunrise looking across Hardwood Flats. Based on what the local residents say, this ghost might be a famous yesteryear local of Wolcott. No matter what, it's a terrifying spirit that should be avoided.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy has sometimes been distinguished excavating a crater in the ground in Morrisville Village Forest late at night.
A lady with an axe sticking out of her head is every now and then spotted in a clothing store in the Wolcott vicinity.
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Ghost Sightings From Wolcott
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Ghost Sightings From Wolcott
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
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