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These are some lies we made up about Williston.
A beheaded gentleman can often be perceived scrambling out of a storm drain on a Williston road at night. No matter what, this ghost unquestionably is bloodcurdling; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
A giant alpaca may be spotted time and again poking around in mailboxes after midnight in Williston.
A minotaur has every now and then been spotted hurling pebbles into Lake Iroquois around midnight.
An ET has purportedly been observed on many instances in Alder Brook attempting to snatch something.
The ghost of a surgeon with a bloody uniform can every now and then be noticed on the highest spot of Brownell Mountain at night gazing at the vista. Whatever folks utter, it's a terrifying ghost that should be avoided.
A giant mink has frequently been observed contemplating in Champlain Valley Exposition before sunrise.
An martian tourist from another galaxy is regularly seen hunting with a rifle in Essex Junction Village Forest very
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late at night.
An alien from planet Venus can repeatedly be witnessed in a Williston secondary school late at night walking the halls.
A big terrifying monster may be perceived repeatedly gazing at the water by Gorge Dam around midnight.
A female with her head and both legs amputated has occasionally been made out pointing at the
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bystander in Winooski Gorge at night.
An ET from space is every so often distinguished in a mirror in a Williston residence; the ghost was only visible in the mirror.
A colossal tiger has allegedly been seen on frequent instances searching for a shoe beside a parked car in a Williston parking lot at the stroke of midnight.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may from time to time be witnessed excavating a hollow after midnight by a mailbox in Williston.
An ET from planet Neptune was distinguished seated at the kitchen counter in a Williston residence stacking boulders.
The phantom of a man clutching a bloody sword came into sight by Cumberland Bay State Park destroying a map. Other people close by have had comparable incidents with a quite similar ghost.
An armed forces outfit staggering about devoid of a body in it was spotted strolling through a flat in Williston. This ghost is very active in this vicinity; there have been several additional reports of this precise ghost.
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Ghost Sightings From Williston
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Ghost Sightings From Williston
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
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