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An enormous frog has regularly been observed peeping through home windows in Whiting at the stroke of midnight.
A gentleman that transformed into a vampire is frequently distinguished at Richville Dam at the stroke of midnight mounding chunks of concrete. Whichever way, it is indisputably a scary phantom that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to run into.
The ghost of a pregnant woman is rumored to have been seen on many instances staring at the vista from the top of Bald Hill before dawn. In any event, this is a bad phantom that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A sizeable frightening dragon can be seen repeatedly looking at The Pinnacle on a dark night.
A decapitated guy has every now and then been witnessed gulping apple juice in Brandon Swamp Wildlife Management Area at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Whiting
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Ghost Sightings From Whiting
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
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