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A giant goat has allegedly been spotted on numerous occasions collecting wood for a fire in Winhall Town Forest late at night.
The ghost of a destitute man may once in a while be distinguished gazing angrily at the viewer by Daniel Webster Historical Monument.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy has regularly been distinguished late at night examining French Hollow in detail. Locals declare that this phantom is that of a resident who settled here in West Wardsboro before the present. No matter what, this ghost undeniably is creepy; one that you would not want to encounter late in the night.
A terrifying being is regularly perceived in a West Wardsboro area hardware store, walking the aisles.
The ghost of a man dressed as a plumber has been said to have been seen on a few instances carving a nook mid stream in Black Brook. A resident argues that this ghost enjoys startling folks who are brave enough to interrupt the silence in West Wardsboro. No matter what folks verbalize, this is a hostile ghost that any wise person wouldn't wish to meet.
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Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
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