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Aladdin can once in a while be made out dispatching a parcel at a West Rutland post office.
A giant sloth was observed at Center Rutland Dam late at night enjoying the surroundings.
The ghost of a brawny lumberjack gripping a sizeable axe emerged cleaning a blood-covered bed sheet in Center Rutland Falls at night. The onlooker fled right after he noticed the phantom. No matter what, this is a nasty ghost that is better not disrupted.
A frightening skeleton was witnessed in Main Street Park around midnight turning toward the bystander. The ghost didn't care that there was someone other present. Regardless of what folks articulate, it's a frightening ghost that you would not want to encounter late in the night.
William Shakespeare emerged gulping gasoline from a gasoline pump at a refueling station in West Rutland.
A very large lemur was perceived conversing into the night as if someone in addition was in attendance.
A huge lovebird was witnessed walking a dog on a dark night on a shadowy West Rutland residential street.
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The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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