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An alien voyager from the cosmos has been spotted on numerous instances consuming a burger at Little Pond Dam before sunrise.
A space invader from Pluto may every now and then be distinguished slurping soda pop in Bullfrog Hollow before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from another planet has often been seen screaming at a log in Rupert Town Forest in the early morning hours.
A drifting ghost is repeatedly perceived taking a rest at a table in a West Pawlet building.
A space alien has supposedly been observed on frequent instances searching for a person by Indian River.
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Ghost Sightings From West Pawlet
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Ghost Sightings From West Pawlet
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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