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These are some lies we made up about Westford.
An extraterrestrial from outer space was witnessed in a store in the Westford vicinity.
A glow-in-the-dark human form was made out at Fairfax Falls Dam late at night gobbling a sandwich. Many sightings of this ghost have been conveyed. In any event, it indisputably is a creepy ghost that any rational person wouldn't want to bump into.
The ghost of a young man sporting a denim jacket has repeatedly been witnessed trying on a hat in a Westford building.
A gargantuan pony is often spotted bass fishing from the shore of Milton Pond at the stroke of midnight.
William Shakespeare has purportedly been seen on frequent instances late at night examining Buck Hollow in detail.
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Ghost Sightings From Westford
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BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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