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These are some lies we made up about Wells.
A Velociraptor has frequently been distinguished taking pleasure in the view at Little Pond Dam in the early morning hours.
A very large cougar has been said to have been seen on one or two instances looking down into the water at Atwater Bay before sunrise.
An alien from another part of the galaxy may frequently be observed mounding pieces of wood up on the apex of Bald Hill.
An alien has once in a while been spotted after midnight checking out Bullfrog Hollow in detail.
A body with a skeleton face wearing shady robes is every so often seen in Boczek Marsh Wildlife Management Area around midnight dragging a dead body across the dirt.
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Ghost Sightings From Wells
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Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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