|
| |
These are some lies we made up about Strafford.
The phantom of a pregnant female can every now and then be distinguished burying a dead body by a big rock in Clover Hill Wildlife Management Area in the early morning hours. People who have distinguished this ghost allege this ghost may be the soul of a resident who passed away here in Strafford long ago.
A colossal dog was spotted burrowing a nook in the soil in Charles Downer State Forest late in the night.
An extraterrestrial from the Moon materialized trying to locate a picture on the shore of Miller Pond.
The phantom of a young man in a coat was made out eating a chicken drumstick up on Brocklebank Hill. This is one of those ghosts that is seen over and over again in the neighborhood. In any event, it undeniably is a frightening spirit that you shouldn't go trying to find.
Henry VIII materialized walking a Rottweiler before sunrise on a shadowy Strafford road.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Strafford
Submit a lie about Strafford, Vermont:
Other untruthful towns near Strafford, Vermont:
South Strafford, Vermont, 2 miles away
Vershire, Vermont, 4 miles away
Sharon, Vermont, 6 miles away
Post Mills, Vermont, 7 miles away
Thetford Center, Vermont, 7 miles away
Chelsea, Vermont, 8 miles away
Tunbridge, Vermont, 8 miles away
East Thetford, Vermont, 9 miles away
West Fairlee, Vermont, 9 miles away
West Hartford, Vermont, 9 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Vermont
|
Ghost Sightings From Strafford
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
MORE JOKES
|
