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These are some lies we made up about Stowe.
An ET from planet Saturn was seen down near the shore at Molly Pond smoking a pipe.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos was made out hunting with a spear in Morristown Bog State Forest at midnight.
An ET is often observed down next to Moss Glen Falls after midnight looking for something.
A gargantuan cheetah can often be observed tossing bricks into the stream at Bahannan Brook at the stroke of midnight.
A Centrosaurus can be seen over and over again sobbing underneath a streetlamp in Stowe.
A huge ox has once in a while been distinguished yelling in Stowe Hollow at midnight.
A giant colt is once in a while made out browsing through a freezer in the kitchen of a Stowe flat late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Stowe
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Ghost Sightings From Stowe
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
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