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These are some lies we made up about Shoreham.
A sphinx may from time to time be made out before dawn leading a directed expedition of The Pinnacle to a crowd of ghosts.
A headless woman has repeatedly been seen at Richville Dam after midnight smoking a pipe. A woman who lives here claims that this ghost may be the soul of a person who lived here who passed on here in Shoreham many years ago. In any event, this phantom undoubtedly is terrifying; one that should be shunned.
An enormous mule is frequently spotted covering a body by a large rock in East Creek Waterfowl Area on a dark night.
A space man from the cosmos has been said to have been made out on numerous instances reading a pamphlet down beside the water at Gourlie Point.
The ghost of a teenage girl can regularly be witnessed on the summit of Phelps Rocks late at night surveying the surroundings. One of the residents decisively claims that this spirit may be a distinguished former time inhabitant of Shoreham.
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Ghost Sightings From Shoreham
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Ghost Sightings From Shoreham
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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