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A guy with a knife in his head can every so often be perceived at Black Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise flinging pebbles into the water.
The ghost of a mailman has repeatedly been observed strolling beside a desolate highway outside Sheldon.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another world is regularly witnessed sitting in an armchair in a trailer near Sheldon.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy has allegedly been perceived on several occasions terrifying folks up on the apex of Fox Hill.
An alien may regularly be seen staring at the water by Bullis Pond Dam in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Sheldon
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Ghost Sightings From Sheldon
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
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