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These are some lies we made up about Shelburne.
A partly decomposed human dead body has every so often been spotted in Battery Park in the early morning hours dragging a body across the dirt.
The phantom of a grower dressed in a straw hat has been said to have been spotted on a small number of occasions looking crossly at the witness down by the water at Burlington Bay. Scores of locals assert this ghost loves startling foolish people who are bold enough to interrupt the calm in Shelburne. No matter what folks say, it without a doubt is a terrifying ghost that should be shunned.
An enormous llama was noticed howling at the eye witness to disappear by a wild road in the neighborhood of Shelburne at night.
A colossal armadillo showed up spending time in a deserted manor in Shelburne.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury was witnessed standing by a secluded road near Shelburne.
A space alien from space materialized near Winooski Falls on a dark night piling bricks.
An alien
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was noticed on the highest spot of Barber Hill at night glancing at the sight.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot is often distinguished heading a piloted expedition of Lone Rock to a collection of ghosts at midnight.
A youthful girl in a blood-covered wedding dress has been said to have been made out on a few occasions in an
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apartment in Shelburne. Well, this phantom unquestionably is chilling; one that is preferably not disturbed.
An enormous fox can be spotted very often at Gorge Dam on a dark night enjoying the surroundings.
A big terrifying beast has every now and then been witnessed reading a newsletter by the water at Winooski River Reservoir.
A colossal tapir is sometimes perceived in the early morning hours scrutinizing Appletree Shoal in detail.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spacecraft is known to have been noticed on a few occasions in a Shelburne building.
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Ghost Sightings From Shelburne
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
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