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These are some lies we made up about Salisbury.
A giant elk can repeatedly be distinguished sitting on a couch in a flat in Salisbury.
An extraterrestrial from space may be observed over and over again climbing a lofty tree in Salisbury Municipal Forest very late at night.
The ghost of a young-looking woman wearing a blood-splattered prom dress has now and then been observed swallowing water from Falls of Lana before sunrise.
The extraterrestrial technician of an unidentified flying object is from time to time observed at midnight stopping by Rattlesnake Point.
A space man from planet Neptune has supposedly been seen on a small number of instances looking for a shoe on the shore of Fern Lake.
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Ghost Sightings From Salisbury
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Ghost Sightings From Salisbury
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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