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These are some lies we made up about Rutland.
An alien from another world was seen poking around in mailboxes on a dark night in Rutland.
The martian mechanic of an alien spacecraft appeared hauling a dead body through some bushes in Main Street Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The Loch Ness Monster was seen in a Rutland school on a dark night walking the hallways.
The ghost of an elderly witch became visible in a mirror in a Rutland trailer; the ghost was exclusively observable in the mirror. The ghost talked about revenging a murder. People here who have perceived this ghost claim this ghost is the undead spirit of a long departed Rutland local. In any event, it's a terrifying spirit that you shouldn't go trying to find.
An ET from Mars was witnessed frightening people in a canoe on Combination Pond.
A lady's body having a lizard's head was observed shuffling orbs around down at Center Rutland Falls very late at night. The onlooker got freaked out and fled.
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space man from space has repeatedly been noticed observing the view from the summit of Bald Mountain at midnight.
A colossal frog is frequently made out trying to find an object underneath a parked Jeep in a Rutland parking lot late at night.
An ET has allegedly been noticed on one or two instances among the trees of Aitken State Forest
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going bananas.
A sizeable bloodcurdling beast may repeatedly be noticed in a Rutland area shoe store, strolling the aisles.
A gentleman having the head of a beast may be witnessed very often staring down into the water at Warner Cove before sunrise. A woman who lives here asserts that this spirit is the spirit of a vacationer that was murdered while driving through Rutland some time ago.
A lady burning, gripping a kerosene bottle has occasionally been perceived examining Clarendon Gorge in detail in the early morning hours. Regardless of what, it certainly is a scary ghost that should be shunned.
A massive gorilla is every so often seen consuming a tomato at Beaver Pond Dam at midnight.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot has purportedly been made out on numerous instances smoking a cigar by Brewers Brook.
A youthful girl wearing a bloody wedding gown has regularly been distinguished reading a newsletter in the early morning hours on a lawn in Rutland.
The alien captain of a UFO
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is rumored to have been seen on numerous instances walking through a building in Rutland.
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Ghost Sightings From Rutland
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Ghost Sightings From Rutland
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
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