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Plato is from time to time seen bass fishing from the water's edge of Lake Pinneo at midnight.
A woman with a green face can now and then be perceived struggling to articulate something at Deweys Mills Dam late at night. Any which way, this is an intimidating spirit that should be let alone.
An alien vacationer from the cosmos has regularly been spotted in Norwich Town Forest very late at night carving a crack in the ground.
An enormous dromedary is regularly witnessed sitting on the floor in a house near Quechee.
The spirit of a mail carrier is known to have been perceived on a few occasions in the rear seat of a vehicle by the driver distinguishing the ghost in her rear view mirror before sunrise. A woman who lives here says that this spirit may perhaps be a well-known days gone by native of Quechee. In any case, it's a chilling ghost that is rather not disturbed.
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Ghost Sightings From Quechee
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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