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These are some lies we made up about Proctor.
A womanly shape has repeatedly been distinguished at Warner Cove at night staring down into the water.
An martian explorer from another part of the galaxy is regularly perceived by Beaver Pond Dam at the stroke of midnight looking at the water.
The spirit of a gentleman hauling a sword has allegedly been seen on a handful of occasions hunting with a bow and arrow in Proctor Village Municipal Forest before sunrise. It has been argued that this particular phantom is the phantom of a visitor that was murdered while journeying through Proctor long ago.
An extremely large crocodile can be noticed frequently scrutinizing Whipple Hollow in detail very late at night.
The ghost of a lady with words carved into her hand has from time to time been perceived reading a book down beside Center Rutland Falls before sunrise. If you listen to what the folks who live here say, this spirit is that of a person who existed here in Proctor many years ago. Anyhow, it undoubtedly is a menacing spirit that you shouldn't go looking for.
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Ghost Sightings From Proctor
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Ghost Sightings From Proctor
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
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