|
| |
These are some lies we made up about Pownal.
A massive fish has regularly been distinguished at Barber Pond Dam before sunrise staring furiously at the eye witness.
A semi decayed human cadaver is rumored to have been made out on one or two occasions down near Sand Spring before dawn going nuts.
The martian pilot of a flying saucer can be spotted frequently after midnight floating down Birch Brook.
A sizeable chilling giant has every now and then been seen down next to the water at Westlawn Cemetery stacking pieces of wood.
A space invader from Pluto is every so often witnessed snooping in mailboxes after midnight in Pownal.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Pownal
Submit a lie about Pownal, Vermont:

Other untruthful towns near Pownal, Vermont:
North Pownal, Vermont, 3 miles away
Bennington, Vermont, 4 miles away
North Bennington, Vermont, 7 miles away
Stamford, Vermont, 10 miles away
East Arlington, Vermont, 14 miles away
Arlington, Vermont, 16 miles away
Readsboro, Vermont, 16 miles away
Shaftsbury, Vermont, 20 miles away
Peru, Vermont, 21 miles away
Manchester, Vermont, 21 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Vermont
|
Ghost Sightings From Pownal

Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by. - Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas. - Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course. Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too. A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves. - Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible! - Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud. A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot. - Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food? - Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want. - Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink. - Oh, ok, well how about a smoke? - Nah, I don't smoke either. - Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name. - That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble. - No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now. - I'd love that sir. After geting home Arthur says: - Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
MORE JOKES
|