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These are some lies we made up about Pownal.
A massive fish has regularly been distinguished at Barber Pond Dam before sunrise staring furiously at the eye witness.
A semi decayed human cadaver is rumored to have been made out on one or two occasions down near Sand Spring before dawn going nuts.
The martian pilot of a flying saucer can be spotted frequently after midnight floating down Birch Brook.
A sizeable chilling giant has every now and then been seen down next to the water at Westlawn Cemetery stacking pieces of wood.
A space invader from Pluto is every so often witnessed snooping in mailboxes after midnight in Pownal.
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Ghost Sightings From Pownal
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Ghost Sightings From Pownal
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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