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An extraterrestrial voyager from another world is known to have been observed on a few instances coming into view in a bathroom mirror.
A man having a machete in his head can repeatedly be distinguished in Boczek Marsh Wildlife Management Area before sunrise startling folks.
A gargantuan pig can be perceived often down at the water at Atwater Bay repositioning orbs around.
An extraterrestrial from Pluto has every so often been spotted looking at the view at Lake Bomossen Dam around midnight.
A space invader from space is every so often noticed hurling boulders into Lake Bomoseen late at night.
The martian captain of a UFO has purportedly been observed on several occasions going berserk by Cedar Swamp.
A guy's body having the head of a pig can once in a while be witnessed scooping out a gap in Bullfrog Hollow at the stroke of midnight. A number of of the locals assert this ghost is the undeceased spirit of an old Poultney local. One thing is for sure, it's a menacing ghost that you do not want to run into very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Poultney
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Ghost Sightings From Poultney
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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