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These are some lies we made up about Post Mills.
A lady ablaze, clutching a petroleum container is often noticed appearing in a washroom mirror.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury has supposedly been made out on a small number of occasions looking at the vista at Forsythe Pond Dam late in the night.
A space man from outer space can frequently be noticed reading a newsletter in a sail boat on Miller Pond.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot can be made out time and again hiding a dead body by a large boulder in Podunk Wildlife Management Area in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space alien has every now and then been observed weeping by Eagle Ledge.
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Ghost Sightings From Post Mills
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Ghost Sightings From Post Mills
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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