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These are some lies we made up about Plainfield.
A space alien from planet Venus can frequently be witnessed on the apex of Bartlett Hill at the stroke of midnight studying the landscape.
An alien from the cosmos can be observed repeatedly hacking down a lofty tree in Barre City Municipal Forest at the stroke of midnight.
An extremely large goat has every now and then been witnessed facing the witness in the middle of Baker Brook.
The phantom of a civil war soldier is sometimes spotted flying across Cream Pot Meadow at the stroke of midnight. No matter what, this is an unlikable ghost that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to meet.
The ghost of an awfully burned lady has supposedly been seen on one or two instances in Foster Notch in the early morning hours before sunrise going mad. A local declares that this phantom is in all probability the undeceased phantom of a local who used to dwell here in Plainfield.
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Ghost Sightings From Plainfield
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Ghost Sightings From Plainfield
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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