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These are some lies we made up about Pittsford.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot showed up wandering next to a wild road in the neighborhood of Pittsford. This phantom is fantastically active in this vicinity; there have been frequent additional accounts of this particular phantom.
A gigantic weasel was seen sniveling in Baker Brook.
An extremely large chimpanzee was observed laundering a blood-splattered bed sheet in Boiling Spring at midnight.
A lady with a sea-green face has regularly been distinguished up on the highest spot of Bald Peak trying to express something. A local woman declares that this ghost is almost certainly the tormented ghost of a local resident who used to have a home here in Pittsford.
The alien mechanic of an alien spaceship is frequently witnessed in Bloodroot Gap at midnight attempting to snatch something.
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Ghost Sightings From Pittsford
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Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
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