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The alien crew member of an alien spacecraft was made out smoking a cigar in Clarendon Gorge on a dark night.
The phantom of a young-looking gentleman wearing a confederate uniform was seen traveling on a motorcycle on a gloomy road near North Clarendon. Several reports of this ghost have been described.
The phantom of a chained up gentleman has regularly been perceived studying the vista from the pinnacle of Bald Mountain late in the night. Locals here allege that this phantom is the phantom of a vacationer that was killed while driving through North Clarendon a long time ago.
William Shakespeare is regularly witnessed chopping down a high tree in Aitken State Forest very late at night.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another part of the galaxy has allegedly been observed on many occasions in Main Street Park at the stroke of midnight gazing.
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Ghost Sightings From North Clarendon
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
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