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An enormous mynah bird has been distinguished on frequent instances on a Newport road at midnight.

A colossal civet can from time to time be witnessed hanging in the air like a balloon in Newport.
    
A Velociraptor has frequently been seen in a supermarket in the Newport area.

A space alien from the Moon is repeatedly noticed down by the water at Derby Bay flashing a flash light.

A colossal chinchilla has been witnessed on a handful of occasions hurling chunks of concrete into Lake Memphremagog before dawn.

Snow White can regularly be made out struggling out of a manhole on a Newport street late at night.
 

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