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These are some lies we made up about New Haven.
A fantastically creepy ghost may be witnessed very frequently hovering down a shadowy road near New Haven. Regardless of what people utter, this is an unfriendly spirit that you don't want to bump into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space alien has from time to time been seen trying to deposit a dead body in Cedar Swamp at night.
The ghost of an elderly prospector with a sizeable mustache and a hook instead of his left hand is now and then distinguished drinking apple juice down at Huntington Falls at the stroke of midnight.
A massive chamois is rumored to have been seen on many occasions in Vergennes Municipal Forest after midnight yelling at a tree.
A Megalosaurus has repeatedly been spotted at Beldens Dam very late at night talking into the night.
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Ghost Sightings From New Haven
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The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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