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These are some lies we made up about Morgan.
An ET may repeatedly be seen scrambling out of a storm drain on a Morgan avenue on a dark night.
An extraterrestrial tourist from deep space can be perceived very often looking at the vista from the highest spot of Bear Hill after midnight.
A space invader from space has now and then been perceived gazing at the water by Echo Lake Dam at night.
A very large wombat is every now and then observed playing a song on an accordion in a Morgan trailer.
A beheaded gentleman has been spotted on a handful of instances before sunrise floating along Allyn Brook. A local man argues that this ghost takes pleasure in startling unwise folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Morgan. Any which way, it's a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
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Ghost Sightings From Morgan
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Ghost Sightings From Morgan
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
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