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A space man has been spotted on numerous instances up on Barber Mountain gazing furiously at the bystander.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spacecraft can repeatedly be spotted marveling at The Pinnacle in the early morning hours.
An martian vacationer from another world may be noticed over and over again very late at night scrutinizing Clark Hollow in detail.
An armor from the middle ages with no human being inside has every so often been spotted at the stroke of midnight drifting down Clark Hollow Brook.
A moderately translucent guy clothed as the captain of a ship is now and then perceived digging a gap in Bird Mountain Wildlife Management Area very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Middletown Springs
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
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